M*A*S*H (TV Series)
An Eye for a Tooth (1978)
David Ogden Stiers: Maj. Charles Winchester
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Quotes
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Has Margaret's hair come down yet?
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : Ha-haa! You should have seen her last night when I popped in on her. Her eyes were spinning round like phonograph records! Hee-hee-hee! I-heh- I haven't had so much fun sin-h-ce- Ha!- since...
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Since your chauffer ran over the squirrel?
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Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : Margaret, as a very wise man once said, "Love may be what makes the world go round, but revenge is the axle upon which it revolves."
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : What wise man said that?
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Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : The nectar of revenge is to be savored slowly. That's why it's sweet.
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Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : I wish you could have taken the walk I've just taken and seen the sights that I have just seen. Bird here, a flower there, bits of dummy everywhere.