M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Are You Now, Margaret? (1979)
Lawrence Pressman: Congressional Aide R. Theodore Williamson
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Quotes
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Congressional Aide R. T. Williamson : But I want you to know, that you have been duped by a Communist sympathizer.
Maj. Charles Winchester : What a coincidence, so have you!
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Major Margaret Houlihan : Well, tell me what I can do.
Congressional Aide R. T. Williamson : We need to be closer, Margaret. Much closer.
Major Margaret Houlihan : Closer?
Congressional Aide R. T. Williamson : Right.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : [Margaret and Williamson kiss. Klinger steps out of the closet and snaps a picture] 'V.I.P. Makes Major Mistake.'
Congressional Aide R. T. Williamson : What was that?
Major Margaret Houlihan : It's 10:00.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : [Hawkeye, B.J., and Charles enter] Did someone flash?
Congressional Aide R. T. Williamson : Uh! Uh, uh... There is someone in that wall locker.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : There is?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Oh, my. You must...
Maj. Charles Winchester : You're right, they're everywhere.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : [B.J. opens the closet door] Klinger, is there someone in here?
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : No, I've been in here 20 minutes, and I haven't seen anybody.
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Congressional Aide R. T. Williamson : What about the fellow you share this tent with? Winchester?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Ah, R. Theodore, there is a true man among men.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : Absolutely. But more than a man, he's a prince.
Congressional Aide R. T. Williamson : Tell me about him.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : He used to be a frog.
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Congressional Aide R. T. Williamson : Do you always treat enemy soldiers?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Of course not, only if they're sick.
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Congressional Aide R. T. Williamson : Oh-- You wouldn't stoop to blackmail.
Major Margaret Houlihan : What about you, you lecherous hypocrite? You're so sure I'm a Communist, but for a little tumble, you'd let me off the hook?
Congressional Aide R. T. Williamson : Don't be absurd. I would never have let you off the hook.
Major Margaret Houlihan : You mean you were gonna--and then you--You creep!
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Congressional Aide R. T. Williamson : Is everyone as dedicated as you are?
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : Ah, what do we care?
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Congressional Aide R. T. Williamson : Gentlemen, in my work for Congressman Lurie, I have unearthed some news that will come to you as a severe shock. The real enemy we are fighting is within America itself.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Oh, wait a second. Suddenly, it all makes sense. We're in the wrong country. It's not North and South Korea who should be fighting. It's North and South Dakota.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : We could be going home weekends.
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Congressional Aide R. T. Williamson : [a nurse passes by] Now, that is a very attractive woman.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Oh, sure, she looks great in a uniform. But take it off and she's wearing nothing.
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Major Margaret Houlihan : I can hardly believe it. I've never been so close to an actual congressman, a man with his finger on the pulse of the nation.
Congressional Aide R. T. Williamson : Well, actually, I'm not the congressman. I'm just his aide. Of course, I do have his ear.
Major Margaret Houlihan : Well, I've never been so close to a man who has the ear of the man with his finger on the pulse of the nation.