M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Change Day (1977)
Jamie Farr: Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger
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Quotes
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Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : [Klinger begins the West Point entrance exam] "Mary's mother sent her to the store to get nine large cans of beans. Mary could only carry two cans at a time. How many trips to the store did Mary have to make?"
[Klinger gets nervous]
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Sir, do I get time for coffee breaks?
Col. Sherman T. Potter : Negative. You have three hours.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : It'll take most of that to answer this question.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : What kind of a family would only feed their children beans?
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Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Sir, I'm pleading with you. Help me get just one thing right.
Col. Sherman T. Potter : All right. I shouldn't do this... You spell Klinger with one "G".
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Oh. Thank you, sir. I was nervous. Now, about these Eskimos.
Col. Sherman T. Potter : No dice, kid.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : You mean I've washed out?
Col. Sherman T. Potter : First thing you've got right all day.
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Col. Sherman T. Potter : BJ and I will be proctoring you.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : I already had my physical.