Quotes
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[about the golf course he and Trapper set up on the camp]
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : It's a par 29.
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Henry Blake : Where were you tonight when that jeep went through my quarters?
Captain John McIntyre : [Jumping to his feet, startled] When the what went through your where?
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : He was right here!
Henry Blake : Oh, yeah? And just where is here?
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Here is where we are.
Henry Blake : [Deflating] Oh. This here here?
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John 'Cowboy' Hodges : [wanting a letter from his wife to be read to him] Come on. Open it up. Let's hear it.
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : "Dear... John..."
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Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Cowboy's in the booby-trap business!