M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Dear Dad, Again (1973)
McLean Stevenson: Lt. Col. Henry Blake
Quotes
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Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : That says that I passes my final exam.
Lt. Col. Henry Blake : How do I know you passed your final exam?
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : You must, sir, you signed it.
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Lt. Col. Henry Blake : [Proctoring Radar's diploma exam] All right, Radar. Take a piece of paper and a pencil and sit down. Comfortable?
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : C-O-M-F-O-R...
Lt. Col. Henry Blake : No no, that's just a rhetorical question!
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : Oh. I don't study those.
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Lt. Col. Henry Blake : First question: What is a three-sided object with two equal sides?
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : [Writing] The Gettysburg Address...
Lt. Col. Henry Blake : For which speech is Abraham Lincoln most remembered?
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : [Writing] The isosceles triangle...
[Henry glowers at Radar]
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : Something wrong?
Lt. Col. Henry Blake : No no, no. Your answers are right. You just memorized them in the wrong order!