M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Dear Sigmund (1976)
Alan Alda: Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce
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Quotes
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[as the surgeons operate on an eight-year-old Korean girl]
Col. Potter : Someone dropped a bomb on her village from an airplane.
Captain Hathaway : Who did it?
Hawkeye : He just dropped it. He didn't autograph it.
Captain Hathaway : No, I mean was it one of theirs or one of ours?
Col. Potter : What difference does that make?
Captain Hathaway : A lot. It makes a lot of difference.
Col. Potter : Not to her.
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Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : We couldn't help but notice that you came for the poker game and stayed two weeks.
Maj. Sidney Freedman : Well, I just wanted a little vacation.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Sydney, Biarritz is a vacation. The Swiss Alps is a vacation. This is a fungus convention in Atlantic City.
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Captain Hathaway : [Has just come out of the operating room, shaken seeing a young girl who was wounded when her village was bombed] You put me there on purpose, didn't you?
Hawkeye : Yep.
Captain Hathaway : You're a real S.O.B., you know that?
Hawkeye : Look, you seem like a decent guy, too decent to think this can be anything like a clean war.
Captain Hathaway : From up there, it is... was. She's just a little baby.
Captain Hathaway : [Chokes up] Sorry.
Hawkeye : It's okay. 20,000 feet is a long way to come down.
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Maj. Frank Burns : [sits up on his bed after overhearing a conversation] Well, well...
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : Oh, I thought that lump under his covers was dirty laundry.
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Anybody can open with a pair of tens, but only if you're wearing civilian boxer shorts.
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : Oh don't be ridiculous. You can't set a rule like that.
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : No, it's dealer's choice.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Will you accept a civilian panty girdle?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Tens and boxer shorts!
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : That is the most absurd rule I've ever heard.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Can anybody open?
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : I'll open for 25 cents.
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Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : See you at the game next week?
Maj. Sidney Freedman : Yes. I'll be here with $20 in my pants and 3 aces up my sleeve.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Show a little imagination. Don't make 'em all spades.