M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Dear Sigmund (1976)

Loretta Swit: Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan

Quotes 

• Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Anybody can open with a pair of tens, but only if you're wearing civilian boxer shorts.

  Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : Oh don't be ridiculous. You can't set a rule like that.

  Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : No, it's dealer's choice.

  Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Will you accept a civilian panty girdle?

  Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Tens and boxer shorts!

  Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : That is the most absurd rule I've ever heard.

  Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Can anybody open?

  Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : I'll open for 25 cents.