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Quotes
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Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : [Col. Potter is showering. Margaret walks in] Colonel Potter, I want to see you.
Col. Sherman T. Potter : One step closer, and you'll get the whole picture.
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Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : Get all their personal possessions, Corporal. Make sure they get a receipt and file copies of your copy in triplicate.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : [sighs] Major, I done this a hundred times. I write to my mother in triplicate. I got triplicate on the brain. Somebody wants change for a ten, I give 'em three fives.
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : Get moving.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Yes, ma'am, times three.