Quotes
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Maj. Frank Burns : [handing a martini glass to BJ] Can I have another lemon squash?
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Coming up, Tex.
Col. Sherman T. Potter : Best keep your wits about you, Major.
Maj. Frank Burns : Oh, don't worry about me, sir. I got a hollow head.
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Maj. Frank Burns : Ah, come on, you sleepyheads! Up and at 'em.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Oh, buzz off, Frank.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Get lost.
Maj. Frank Burns : I don't understand. You hate me again.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : What's not to hate?