M*A*S*H (TV Series)
For Want of a Boot (1974)
Gary Burghoff: Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly
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Quotes
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Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : Okay, sir, uh, you sign this top form, then initial all the rest.
Lt. Colonel Henry Blake : Initial, Radar?
Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : Oh, yes, sir. Your initials signify that instead of signing, you initialed. Uh, then you have to sign this form, which states that you merely initialed the forms that required signing. Then after you've signed, you put your initial where you signed so that people will know that you okayed your signature with your initial.
Lt. Colonel Henry Blake : Radar, tell me the truth. Do you understand any of this?
Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : Uh, I try not to, sir. It slows up the work.
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[first lines]
Hawkeye : What did we get, Radar?
Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : Uh, it's a mistake: 500 diapers and 5000 pairs of rubber pants.
Hawkeye : I'm glad you're all set for winter.
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Nurse Murphy : And what are you doing here?
Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : Didn't they tell you? I'm your date.
Nurse Murphy : Only if you plug yourself in and blow on my hair.