M*A*S*H (TV Series)
For Want of a Boot (1974)
Larry Linville: Maj. Frank Burns
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Quotes
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Margaret : They love you, Frank!
Frank Burns : It was their hatred that fooled me.
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Frank Burns : [Hawkeye has thrown Frank a surprise party to buy off Margaret] Pierce, Mclntyre, this is the happiest night of my life, buddies!
Hawkeye : You want to share the happiness, Frank?
Frank Burns : With the whole world!
Hawkeye : Sign this.
[Hands him Klinger's Section 8 discharge papers]
Frank Burns : Sure! What is it?
[reads papers]
Frank Burns : Never! You're asking me to let a pervert out of the army?
Hawkeye : Oh, right, Frank. By all means, let's keep the perverts *in* the army.
Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre : Klinger's not a pervert!
Margaret : How do you know?
Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre : Because I'm one and he's never at the meetings!
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Frank Burns : When I was little, my mother used to send out 30 birthday invitations just to get 4 kids to show up.