M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Hawk's Nightmare (1976)

Gary Burghoff: Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly

Quotes 

• [Hawkeye is playing hopscotch while sleepwalking] 

  Radar : Did you lose something, sir?

  Hawkeye : Hi, Stinky.

  Radar : [Radar looks around]  Sir, that's the sort of name that kind of sticks with a fellow. I'd appreciate it if you'd just call me by my given nickname.

  Hawkeye : What's cookin', Dexter?

  Radar : If those are my only choices, I guess I'll take Stinky, it's got a little more pizzazz.

• Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger : [after they put Hawkeye to bed]  Come on, Stinky.

  Radar : [Angry]  I knew it. I knew it.