M*A*S*H (TV Series)
In Love and War (1977)
Alan Alda: Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce
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Quotes
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Margaret : [both Hawkeye and Margaret are in the Swamp, drunk] This place stinks.
Hawkeye : Right.
Margaret : The food stinks, the liquor stinks, and the smell stinks!
Hawkeye : You said it.
Margaret : And the *war* stinks!
Hawkeye : It certainly does!
Margaret : What are you agreeing for? You're one of the things around here that stinks!
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Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Nice lookin' taxi driver.
Hawkeye : A fantastic woman. Y'know she's taken in a bunch of widows and kids to live with her?
Col. Sherman T. Potter : That's why I put her at the head of the line.
Hawkeye : Why didn't you tell me?
Col. Sherman T. Potter : Because when they make you a colonel, they take the bone out of your head that makes you explain orders. We're gonna drink your whisky, you wanna join us?
Hawkeye : Oh, as long as you're buying.