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Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : Pierce! Ignore them, captain. I assume that you'll want to start with some biographical information?
Capt. Tom Greenleigh : Well, I really don't have room for that. Just the facts.
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : Oh, you w- of course. Well, I was born in upper Boston, where my family had lived for five generations...
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : In a modest, 20-room log cabin.
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : Due to my background and breeding, it was inevitable that I attend the finest schools: Choate, Harvard...
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : The Massachusetts Institute of Snobbery...
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Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : [dressed up like Bette Davis] What a dump!
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : The decorator's here.
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Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : One of the suture lines is leaking... one of my suture lines
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Vascular silk.
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : I do- I don't know that could have happened.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Yes, you do.
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : ...Yes, I do.