M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Of Moose and Men (1975)

Mike Farrell: Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt

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Quotes 

• Hawkeye : [opens a ceramic pot, and proves to Frank that it wasn't a bomb he saw the Koreans bury]  It's a Kimchi pot, Frank. KIMCHI!

  [turns to BJ] 

  Hawkeye : Pickled cabbage. They ferment it in the ground. There's millions of these buried all over Korea!

  B.J. : I'd get title to this land, Major. Before word gets out.

  Major Franklin Marion Burns : Huh?

  Hawkeye : Don't you understand man, you've struck cole slaw!

• B.J. : [asking Hawkeye, after noticing Frank scouring the ground with a metal detector]  What's Frank up to?

  Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.

• [Sgt. Zale, drunk, has broken his hand] 

  B.J. : Congratulations, Sergeant. You've just turned your right hand into a maraca. Once I set it, you can sit in with the relief band.

  Zale : How come I don't feel no pain?

  B.J. : It's swimming upstream against the bourbon.

• B.J. : Hard day at the office?

  Hawkeye : I put a colonel back together. I used the spare parts of two majors.

  B.J. : Good thinking.

  Hawkeye : You?

  B.J. : Nothing today. Set Sergeant Zale's hand yesterday. Got a "Dear John" from his wife and tried to go ten rounds with the mess tent stove.