M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Requiem for a Lightweight (1972)
Alan Alda: Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce
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Quotes
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Trapper : If you won't help us, we'll tell everyone your brother's in prison!
Henry Blake : My brother is the warden!
Hawkeye : We won't say that part!
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Father Francis Mulcahy : I trained a number of boys to box back home.
Hawkeye : Any advice for Trapper?
Father Francis Mulcahy : Prayer. I don't think he's got one.
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Trapper : [Hawkeye is trying to talk Trapper into entering a boxing match. Trap's resisting] I fought in school. As a matter of fact, I was very good.
Hawkeye : There, I knew it!
Trapper : But I'm not in shape!
Hawkeye : Who says you're not in shape? You've got a cute body. I've seen guys sneaking peeks at you at calisthenics.
Trapper : Which guys are sneaking peeks at me?
Hawkeye : I'd rather not say. Some of them are married.
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Maj. Frank Burns : That's Ether!
Hawkeye : Louder, Frank, The cook didn't hear you.
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Nurse Margie Cutler : Major Houlihan thinks i'm a bit of a distraction.
Trapper : What a rotten thing to say!
Hawkeye : Yeah, you're an incredible distraction!