M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Springtime (1974)
Alan Alda: Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce
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Quotes
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Hawkeye : [to Margaret] You're angry when you're beautiful.
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Hawkeye : [Radar, with a dazed grin, enters] Radar, what happened to you?
Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : I don't know. I think I've been slaked.
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Lyle Wesson : Hey, doc, they're getting ready to send me back! But, before I go, I wanted to get your home address, so we can be pen pals after the war.
Hawkeye : [wanting this guy off of his back] Oh, no, you don't want to do that - I'm very boring, and besides, I write everything in prescription.
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Cpl. Radar O'Reilly : For all she knows I'm dead
Capt. Trapper John McIntyre : Why don't you prove to her vou're alive?
Capt. Hawkeye Pierce : Breathe in her face.
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Hawkeye : [a patient grabs Hawkeye after letting go of a cat] Okay, everybody, just keep calm and nobody will get hurt. Especially me. Now, let's be careful. Don't break the doctor, okay? Uh, the cat and I have just talked it over, and he'd like to come back.
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Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : Oh, what's the diff? For all she knows, I'm dead.
Capt. Trapper John McIntyre : What don't you prove to her you're alive?
Hawkeye : Breathe in her face.
Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : I can't, because I'm ignoring her all the time!
Hawkeye : Why?
Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : Because she's ignoring me!
Hawkeye : Ahh, but you ignored her first!
Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : Yeah, but that's because I'm trying to beat her to the ignore!