M*A*S*H (TV Series)
The Colonel's Horse (1976)
Harry Morgan: Col. Sherman T. Potter
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Quotes
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Captain B.J. Hunnicut : Can't you do something about Frank?
Col. Sherman T. Potter : Like sit him down and have a talk with him?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : No, like stand him up and have him shot!
Col. Sherman T. Potter : Don't be absurd. There'd be an inquiry.
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Col. Sherman T. Potter : [to his horse] You'll be in good hands, sweetheart. Radar's gonna take care of you. You know, Radar, being away from Mrs. Potter, this mare's been a blessing.
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : She knows you're leaving, sir. Look at her eyes.
Col. Sherman T. Potter : Like Fay Wray.
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : I don't know her.
Col. Sherman T. Potter : King Kong, this big monkey, carried her to the top of the Empire State Building.
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : Wow! I heard there were some weirdos in New York.
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Col. Sherman T. Potter : Look, what this boils down to is who gets stuck with Burns.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Mm-hmm.
Col. Sherman T. Potter : Now, if you were in command, what would you do?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : I'd take him to Tokyo.
Col. Sherman T. Potter : That's why you're not in command. Dismissed.
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Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Colonel, Burns isn't fit to command.
Col. Sherman T. Potter : No sweat. Radar runs the outfit anyway.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Yeah, but he makes crazy rules. "Chew your food 100 times."
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : I showed the fink. I swallowed my steak whole.