M*A*S*H (TV Series)
The Colonel's Horse (1976)
Loretta Swit: Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan
Quotes
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Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : [Waking up Hawkeye because of her hot appendix] Pulse is rapid, temperature's up. I can't stand it anymore.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : I'm ready. Your tent or my father's Chevy?
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Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : I'm afraid I have a bad appendix.
Maj. Frank Burns : Let me operate? Please!
Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : It isn't necessary. It isn't a hot appendix. It's chronic.
Maj. Frank Burns : Let me remove it. I'll put it in a nice Mason jar with a little alcohol. I'll bring you ice cream with chocolate sauce and perhaps some Oreo cookies.
Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : No!
Maj. Frank Burns : Show me some consideration. Let me cut you open!