M*A*S*H (TV Series)
The Ringbanger (1973)
Wayne Rogers: Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre
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Quotes
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : [hoodwinking Major Houlihan as to why he and Trapper are keeping Colonel Brighton from returning to his unit] Buzz Brighton has lost all confidence in himself. Not just as an officer; as a man!
Army Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre : This morning there were tears on his pillow.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : The bigger they are, you know. More than once they found Patton sobbing inside his tank.
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Once he showed up at an air raid in high heels.
Col. Buzz Brighton : You mean he's a...
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : But a good surgeon.
Army Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre : And nurse!
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : And drink your milk.
Col. Buzz Brighton : What milk?
[Radar sneaks a glass of milk into the tent]
Army Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre : Why THAT milk you were asking for all morning.