M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Where There's a Will, There's a War (1982)
Alan Alda: Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce
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Quotes
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : To Erin Hunnicutt, I leave a list of all the young men your daddy took care of while he was in Korea. Many of them have him to thank for being alive today. I want you to understand why he had to be away from you those first years of your life. I hope I have the chance to give you this list in person, but around here you never know.
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Digitalis?
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : No, I'm keeping it a secret.
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Where's the stupid sulfa?
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : It's in the living room.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : What?
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : The sulfa's in the living room between the end tables.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Margaret, you made a joke.
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : I'm sorry, Major, I don't read well through my eyelids.