- Lisa Woodman: You can't just say anything you want to make things go your way.
- MacGyver: Sounds like pretty good advice.
- [first lines]
- Wilt Bozer: MacGyver. What's shaking.
- MacGyver: Hey, Wilt. How ya doing?
- Wilt Bozer: Just dropped by to borrow your paper. Paperboy chucked mine in the bay again.
- MacGyver: Well, that'll happen when you live on a boat.
- Wilt Bozer: Aren't you a little old to be playing ice hockey?
- MacGyver: [looks at Wilt] Listen, why don't you come out with me sometime. Skate warm-up. Be good for you.
- Wilt Bozer: Right. I've seen how you come home after those games.
- [with old man voice]
- Wilt Bozer: You're like Grandpa McCoy!
- [laughs, grabs back, hunches over, and groans while leaving]
- Wilt Bozer: Oh! Dag gum it!
- MacGyver: Yeah.