- [last lines]
- Pete Thornton: [after shopkeeper demands $7.50 in payment for a Dragon statue] Oh. Sure. I can handle that.
- MacGyver: I'd say that's a real bargain.
- Pete Thornton: [MacGyver picks out two bills from Pete's wallet] Those are twenty's!
- MacGyver: [giving the money to shopkeeper] Keep the change.
- Lisa Kohler: And my death was faked so that your people would believe the information I gave you. I had to authenticate it by dying.
- MacGyver: And now you come back to life to con me into stealing the dragon. Pretty complicated.
- Lisa Kohler: The Ming Dragon is a major treasure of the People's Republic of China. And the United States agent stole it.
- MacGyver: Ah. But, brave Soviet agents are going to recover it. And, in a gesture of socialist solidarity, hand it back to Beijing, right?
- Lisa Kohler: Yes.
- MacGyver: [sarcastically] Gee, that's neat. General Racoubian moves up a couple of notches, maybe to Politburo... and little Lisa comes right along. Good career move.
- Lisa Kohler: [drops her eyes in shame]
- [first lines]
- MacGyver: [after slamming an unknown person in his room to a wall] Jack?
- Jack Dalton: I used to be. Why can't you just knock or say hello like everybody else?