- Paul Buchman: You had a jealous fight and he threw you through the door! Are you all right?
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: Now why do you assume he would throw me through the... why wouldn't I throw him through the door?
- Paul Buchman: Physics.
- Paul Buchman: Who's reading Surfer Digest?
- Dr. Mark Devanow: I am.
- Paul Buchman: Log Cabin Living. Soldier of Fortune?
- Dr. Mark Devanow: See these guys? See this guy here, right here, with the ammo belt? That's me.
- Paul Buchman: You have a tattoo that says "Meet your maker"?