The Magic School Bus (TV Series)
Inside Ralphie (1994)
Lily Tomlin: Ms. Valerie Frizzle
Quotes
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Carlos Ramon : [after Ralphie places the bus next to the partly covered scab on his knee] It's a short cut. Get it, short cut?
Phoebe Terese , Arnold Perlstein , Dorothy Ann , Keesha Franklin : Carlos, yuck!
Ms. Valerie Frizzle : Excellent observation, Carlos. Seatbelts, everyone!
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Ms. Valerie Frizzle : As I always say, for every trip, there's a road map.
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Ms. Valerie Frizzle : [speaking into a megaphone from the bus] Ah, it was your idea, Ralphie. We're here to get the inside story.
Ralphie Tennelli : Inside story? Inside what? What about broadcast day?
Ms. Valerie Frizzle : Think, Ralphie. Where is all the action right now?
Ralphie Tennelli : The action?
[Liz squeezes his nose to try to see what's going on down his throat]
Ralphie Tennelli : Liz, what're you doing? Hang on a second - the action is all inside me. What a great idea. Broadcast day could about what's going on inside me.
Ms. Valerie Frizzle : Excellent, Ralphie.
[rolling her tongue]
Ms. Valerie Frizzle : Rrrrrrrrrroll tape!
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Dorothy Ann : Could we travel through his bloodstream to get to his throat?
Ms. Valerie Frizzle : Absolutely, Dorothy Ann.
[rhythmically]
Ms. Valerie Frizzle : We'll take the Trans-Ralphie Highway System, and here we go! Wahoo!
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Ms. Valerie Frizzle : Ah, now that we're inside Ralphie's throat tissue, time for some on-the-spot reporting - up close and personal.
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Arnold Perlstein : Is Ralphie staying home from school today, Ms. Frizzle?
Ms. Valerie Frizzle : Yes, I'm afraid so, Arnold.
Wanda Li : [worrying, then shaking Arnold] What're we gonna do, what're we gonna do, what're we gonna do?
Ms. Valerie Frizzle : Why, we're taking school to him, of course! To the bus!
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Tim Jamal : What are those?
Ms. Valerie Frizzle : Those are tiny, tiny blood vessels. They're all part of the bloodstream.
[casts a spell to shrink the bus to fit into one of Ralphie's blood vessels]
Ms. Valerie Frizzle : Eeny-meeny-miny-moooooooooe!
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Ms. Valerie Frizzle : Well, we may have won the battle, class, but he's still fighting the war.
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Ms. Valerie Frizzle : [as she enlarges the bus back to its size big enough for everyone else to interview Ralphie one last time, after he sneezes them out] Second floor, boy's socks - going up!
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Dorothy Ann : Are we doing broadcast day from Ralphie's room, Ms. Frizzle?
Ms. Valerie Frizzle : What better place to take chances, make mistakes...?
Carlos Ramon : And it sure is - messy!