The Magic School Bus (TV Series)

Inside Ralphie (1994)

Stuart Stone: Ralphie Tennelli

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Quotes 

• Ralphie Tennelli : [after the bus enters his mouth to get to his throat; muffled]  Cool. I've never seen that from the outside before.

• Ralphie Tennelli : [pulling back his bandage to reveal his partly clotted scab]  Is it just me, or does it say - this way in?

• Ralphie Tennelli : [seeing the rest of the class setting up their TV equipment in his room]  Is it just me, or is my entire class standing in my room?

• Ralphie Tennelli : [typing at his computer; first lines]  I told them I'd have an idea for broadcast day.

  [coughs] 

  Ralphie Tennelli : So I'll have an idea for broadcast day.

  [coughs more] 

  Ralphie Tennelli : Why don't I have an idea for broadcast day?

• Ralphie Tennelli : If I get an idea, I'll still have time to phone it in.

  [continues typing at his computer] 

  Ralphie Tennelli : That's it, a phone-in!

• Ms. Valerie Frizzle : [speaking into a megaphone from the bus]  Ah, it was your idea, Ralphie. We're here to get the inside story.

  Ralphie Tennelli : Inside story? Inside what? What about broadcast day?

  Ms. Valerie Frizzle : Think, Ralphie. Where is all the action right now?

  Ralphie Tennelli : The action?

  [Liz squeezes his nose to try to see what's going on down his throat] 

  Ralphie Tennelli : Liz, what're you doing? Hang on a second - the action is all inside me. What a great idea. Broadcast day could about what's going on inside me.

  Ms. Valerie Frizzle : Excellent, Ralphie.

  [rolling her tongue] 

  Ms. Valerie Frizzle : Rrrrrrrrrroll tape!

• Ralphie Tennelli : This is Ralphie for FNN News. My entire class has just dived deep into my cut, and it doesn't even hurt!