- Dabney: [after Malcolm exposes his friends as Krelboynes, Dabney points to Malcolm on the roof] He's our leader!
- Lloyd: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here
- Goth Ronald: Is that from the new Ministry album?
- Lloyd: What?
- Goth Ronald: Abandon all hope. Is that from the new Ministry album?
- Lloyd: Actually, it's from Dante's Inferno. It's the inscription over the gates of hell.
- Goth Ronald: That is way dark.
- Reese: Let me make this easy for you. I'm not leaving this house until I know you're at work. And I can wait all day. All I've got is school.