Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)
Grandma Sues (2003)
Frankie Muniz: Malcolm
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Quotes
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Malcolm : Sleeping is the only thing that makes my life worthwhile. I can dream I'm somewhere decent.
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Malcolm : [to the camera while in a tent in the yard] Francis and Piama came to visit at the same time Grandma was here. Eight people, seven sleeping spaces. Guess who gets the shaft? This is my reward for being at the library when they asked for a volunteer.
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Francis : [to Malcolm] Grandma's back. Mom wants you to help her unpack.
Malcolm : This is unbelievable. It's all Reese's fault. If he'd just cleaned up the yard like he was supposed to, none of this would have happened.
Francis : Malcolm, she slipped on a leaf. A tiny, single leaf. I wouldn't be surprised if she broke her collarbone on purpose just so she could stay here and torment us.
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Malcolm : [when Francis kicks him out of the tent] I hope you're happy! Forcing your own brother out into the night in his underwear!
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Malcolm : [when he finds out Lois is pregnant] Pregnant? Are you nuts? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard! How could you do that to me? To all of us, what the hell were you thinking?
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Francis : [to Malcolm] Mom made me promise not to tell you. For some reason, she was trying to protect Grandma.
Malcolm : What does Grandma have to do with Mom being pregnant?
Francis : What?
Piama Tananahaakna : [to Lois] You're pregnant?
Dewey : [screams] Nooooooooo!
Francis : [to Lois and Hal] You're having another kid? What is wrong with you two? You have enough problems as it is!
Lois : I can't believe you boys. This is how you react to wonderful news? This is a blessing! You should be ashamed of yourselves!
