- Stevie Kenarbin: [after playing Hockey] Good... Game?
- Malcolm: [clearly out of breath] This... Sucks.
- Stevie Kenarbin: You... mocking me?
- Malcolm: No... tired.
- Stevie Kenarbin: Get... Skates.
- Malcolm: My dad's like a total fanatic about skating. He doesn't even call it skating, he calls it the brotherhood of the wheel.
- Lois: [Busting Reese on the intercom trying to drink from the milk carton] What are you doing?
- Reese: Nothing!
- Lois: Get a glass.
- [Reese tries to ignore Lois by trying to drink from the milk carton again]
- Lois: Don't you dare! When I'm well, I'm going to beat you *blue*, mister. Get a glass!
- Reese: All right! Okay!
- Dewey: Can I have some milk?
- Lois: Yes... but get a glass!
- Dewey: Okay.