Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)

Thanksgiving (2003)

Bryan Cranston: Hal

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• Reese : Dad, remember the chocolate soufflé I made for Thanksgiving two years ago?

  Hal : Oh, yeah, that was...

  Reese : RAT PUKE compared to what I have planned. The crêpes I made last Thanksgiving?

  Hal : Oh, they were...

  Reese : CRAP next to what we're having tonight. Don't think of this as a meal. This is like eating the Mona Lisa.

• Hal : [about Lois' meddling in Francis and Piama's marriage]  Okay, I'm not smart enough to figure out what you're up to. But when something bad happens, I am blaming you.

• Hal : What do you need?

  Reese : Your mindless robot-like obedience to every demand I make, no matter how small.

  Dewey : Plus we get to eat anything that falls on the floor.