Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)
Water Park (2000)
Frankie Muniz: Malcolm
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Hal : [bursts into the boys' room] Who wants to make 5 bucks?
Malcolm : How?
Hal : I need someone to take the fall.
Lois : [from downstairs] Oh, my God...
Malcolm : What did you do?
Hal : I can't tell you. Yes or no? No questions asked.
Lois : [from downstairs] Oh, my God!
Malcolm : Make it 10.
Hal : Done.
Lois : [screaming] Oh, my God!
Hal : [whispering] You're a good son.
[drags Malcolm out by his collar]
Hal : I got him, honey, don't worry!
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Lois : [as a chase to a waterslide ensues, Lois grabs Reese's arm] DO YOU THINK WE'RE WEALTHY?
Malcolm : Huh?
Lois : Do you think we're wealthy? Wealthy people drive fancy cars. They have fresh pasta. Do we do any of those things? NO! Wealthy people can afford any of their vacations ruined, no big deal. They just pick up and go again. Your father and I worked so hard, so long. What IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO? ARE YOU ABORIGINES? Every time I turn around, I hear someone screaming and fighting. And I pray to God that's someone else's children, but it's not, it's always you! Sane children would appreciate this. Are you even thinking? No, you're always at each other like a couple of rabid monkeys. It is not enough you two do this every day, but you have to make me suffer. Well, help me... .
[Comes to the realization that Reese and Malcolm are up to something]
Lois : Don't you dare!
[Malcolm pushes Lois down the slide by the finger and she screams]
Attendant : Arms and legs crossed at all times.
Reese : That's the bravest thing I've ever seen you do.
Malcolm : Yeah.
Reese : You're gonna die.
Malcolm : I know. So, you think Mom's going to be okay?
[Lois pulls the two of them down the slide as well. While going down the slide, she continues yelling at Malcolm and Reese]
Lois : This is the last time I'm taking you boys anywhere.
[Lois, Malcolm and Reese emerge from the slide, splashing everyone including Hal]
