William 'Bill' Phillips: Chester

Quotes 

• [discussing changing outfits with a hobo] 

  Officer John J. O'Mara : I need your clothes. I'll give you one of my shirts, ties, one of my suits and a pair of my shoes. Is it a deal?

  Chester : [to Mrs. O'Mara]  Is-Is he crazy?

  Betty O'Mara : He wasn't this morning.

• Officer John J. O'Mara : Alright, is it a deal - yes or no?

  Chester : I don't care if he is crazy. A deal!

  Betty O'Mara : Um, Dear...

  Officer John J. O'Mara : What?

  Betty O'Mara : In case you are crazy - I care.