Married... with Children (TV Series)
A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket? (1993)
Xavier McDaniel: Xavier McDaniel
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Al Bundy : [heckling at a basketball game] Hey Riley, nice hair. What, you using 30-weights now? Hey Barkley! You're playing like a virgin!
Peggy Bundy : Al, you're being obnoxious!
Al Bundy : You're supposed to heckle at a game. The players love it. It shows them that you appreciate the sport.
Peggy Bundy : [heckling] Hey, baldy! Are you a real player, or did Sinead O'Conner get a tan?
[Xavier 'X-Man' McDaniel appears staring angrily at Peggy]
Al Bundy : [quietly to Peggy] No, that's the wrong guy to heckle, Peg. That's Xavier McDaniel. They call him the X-Man. He's coming this way, Peg. You don't know me!
[Xavier McDaniel runs off the court and into the stands and confronts Peggy]
Xavier McDaniel : Excuse me, but I couldn't help but overhear your little witticism.
Peggy Bundy : [points to Al] He made me say it!
Xavier McDaniel : My mistake.
[McDaniel picks up Al right out of his seat]
Peggy Bundy : Uh, you know Mr. X, I just might leave him alone. He played high school football.
Xavier McDaniel : [to Al] Didn't hear it from me. But you'll be leaving this game on a stretcher!
Al Bundy : Hey, couldn't we start things off as friends? Could you help be get Shaquille O'Neal's autograph?