Married... with Children (TV Series)

All-Nite Security Dude (1991)

David Faustino: Bud Bundy

Quotes 

• Al Bundy : There were the final two players, yours truly, and a player from Andrew Johnson High they called "Spare Tire."

  Bud Bundy : Why? Because he was fat?

  Al Bundy : No, because he wore one, with a chain, around his neck.

• Peggy Bundy : Oh Al, surely you can see the humor in a man who makes no money saying he lost his job.

  Bud Bundy : Yeah. Come on, Dad, that's like Kelly saying she lost her mind.

  Kelly Bundy : I don't get it.