Married... with Children (TV Series)

Father Lode (1988)

Amanda Bearse: Marcy Rhoades

Quotes 

• Marcy Rhoades : What's wrong with Al? I was out on the street picking up my newspaper when he pulled out. He didn't aim his car at me and gun it.

• Peggy Bundy : If Al has money, then he doesn't come home.

  Marcy Rhoades : Will he take a check? 'Cause I know the rest of the block will kick in.

• Marcy Rhoades : Well, love touches us all in different ways, I suppose. But early on, Steve and I decided to share everything and keep no secrets from each other.

  Peggy Bundy : Huh. Well, I would keep a good eye on him, Marce, because God only knows what ideas Al put in his head when they went to the track.

  Marcy Rhoades : Steve went to the track? You know, I thought it was kind of odd that Al went with him to the library.

  Peggy Bundy : Steve has money too.

  Marcy Rhoades : No, I won't believe it. He would never keep something like that from me. And I'm so sure of it that I'm going to tear my home apart piece by piece. You'll see, I won't find so much as a dollar. And if I do, I'll take his pride and joy and superglue it to a Ferris wheel.

• [after Peggy and the kids took Al's money and left] 

  Steve Rhoades : Well, what can I say? You, my friend, are a loser, whereas I am your consummate winner.

  [someone bangs on the door] 

  Marcy Rhoades : Steve, get out here and explain this $150 I found hidden!

  [Steve looks terrified, Al cackles as he walks towards the door] 

  Al Bundy : Ah, let me handle this, buddy.

  [opens the door and lets Marcy in] 

  Al Bundy : Marcy, now, let me explain. Now, Steve wasn't hiding anything from you. He was doing me a favor. He was hiding MY $150.

  [takes Steve's money from Marcy] 

  Al Bundy : 'Cause he would never hide anything from you. Right, Steve?

  Steve Rhoades : [bitterly]  Right.