- [last lines]
- [Bud is pretending to be homosexual to get Gerri, an attractive redhead wearing a tight red dress, to flirt with him]
- Gerri: I'm warning you, I'm gonna show you that all it takes is a good woman to set you straight.
- Bud Bundy: Well, I've tried. But I could never find a girl that could excite me. Although you do... a little.
- Gerri: Well, how can we make it a lot?
- Bud Bundy: I don't know. I'll think about it.
- [Bud rests his head against Gerri's chest, barely stifling a smile]
- Peggy: I want to see a movie with Mel Gibson's butt.
- Marcy: I want sensitivity.
- Jefferson: I want killings.
- Al: I want boobies.
- [They all start arguing]
- Al: Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies.
- [Kelly comes downstairs; all but Al stop]
- Al: Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Um... Hi, Pumpkin.
- Kelly: You know, I haven't heard anybody chant that word since me and my girlfriends were standing around when this old guy in this Dodge drove by... Ew, Daddy!
- [Kelly is playing the board game Scrabble with Seven]
- Kelly Bundy: There! A double word score.
- Seven: NBC? NBC is not a word.
- Kelly Bundy: It's a word. It's just not a network.
- Marcy: Here's something you might all enjoy: a fine foreign film about a young Peruvian girl who lives in the rainforest and dreams of having a bicycle.
- Al: Any hooters?
- Marcy: It is a François LuMach film. He explores the mind.
- Al: Well, I prefer the Joseph Zipper production of "They Exploded Out of Their Bras".
- Jefferson: Marcy, you might like that one. It's a film about women.
- Bud: Well, when I get my degree, from an accredited community college, I might add, I'll be the one with the Lucky Charms, my friends. And I'll be eating them out of the bra cups of my own private breakfast treat, Monique. Here's to the future.
- Bud Bundy: [Bud sees the photo of a missing child on the milk carton] Did they ever find this Lindbergh kid?