Married... with Children (TV Series)

If I Could See Me Now (1991)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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Quotes 

• [Al tests out his new glasses] 

  Al : [looking at cover of "TV Guide"]  Ahhh, there he is bright as day - Raymond Burr.

  Kelly : It's Delta Burke, Daddy.

  Al : Raymond Burr, Delta Burke, city of Seattle. What's the difference?

• [Al needs glasses] 

  Kelly : Ok, Daddy. Show him your prescription.

  Salesman : [reads prescription, then waves in front of Al's face]  Can you see me?

• [Al needs glasses, but chickens out at store] 

  Al : I don't wanna be a Poindexter.

  Bud : Relax, dad. Lots of cool people wear glasses.

  Wally : I'm Wally. Please don't want me. I'm married.

  Kelly : Good, then there's hope for my brother.

• [Al has just come home] 

  Al : As God is my witness, I will never drive anyone else in the family any place ever again. All I get from you are complaints. You kids must be nuts, I didn't think that was scary.

  [Bud and Kelly walks in the door with their hair messed up] 

  Bud : Get some glasses, dad!

  Al : For the thousandth time, I do not need glasses. You can ask anyone.

  Kelly : Fine, Buck.

  [Buck the briard comes in with his fur messed up too] 

  Al : I'm telling you I don't need Glasses. My vision was checked in the fourth grade and it's perfect.