Married... with Children (TV Series)

It's a Bundyful Life Part 1 (1989)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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• Peggy : Aw, honey. I know what would make you feel better. But I'll never leave you, not in a million years. So, Al, what's the family plan for Christmas this year?

  Bud : Five bowls a-flushing?

  Peggy : Four 'roids a-throbbing?

  Kelly : Three nose hairs waving?

  Bud : Two children starving?

  Peggy : [singing]  One un-touched wife.

• Peggy : So Al, what's the family plan for Christmas this year?

  Bud : 5 bowls a-flushing?

  Peggy : 4 'roids a throbbing?

  Kelly : 3 nose hairs waving?

  Bud : 2 children starving?

  Peggy : [singing]  1 UNTOUCHED WIFE!

  Al : I guess that's what they mean when they say ""chestnuts roasting on an open".

• Peggy : Oh Al, come unwrap your Christmas present.

  Al : Where is it?

  Peggy : It's me, you feeb.

  Al : Ah Peg, how do you expect me to get excited when you just re-wrap the same old junk I didn't play with the year before?