Married... with Children (TV Series)

Lookin' for a Desk in All the Wrong Places (1991)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• [at an immigrant's apartment, negotiating for Marcy's childhood desk] 

  Peggy : You see, in this country, my husband is a very powerful man. He's a shoe salesman.

  Ms. Garcia : Really? In my country, shoe salesmen are laughed at by everyone, including beggars and the feeble-minded.

  Peggy : [pause]  Our countries are very much alike.

• [as Jefferson is sheepshily explaining to Marcy about terminating the lease she has on a storage locker to squander the rent money, Al and Peggy are exited watching what's going on from their living room couch] 

  Al : [giddy]  Oh, boy! I think she's gonna beat him up again!

  Peggy : [more giddy]  And you didn't want them to come over!

  Al : I was wrong!

  Marcy D'Arcy : [shouting to Jefferson]  WHAT? You let them auction off all my baby furniture? My memories? My life?

  Al : [to Peggy]  And there's the wind up... and the pitch...

  [Jefferson is flug through the air from a huge punch and lands on the floor behind the couch] 

  Al : And it's out of the park!

  Marcy D'Arcy : [to Jefferson]  Now, I am going out and get all my baby furniture back. I want to you remain on that floor and think about what you did. Now, Peggy and I will go to the storage company and get a list of all those people who bought my items at that auction and we will get them back.

  Peggy : Me? Why do I have to go with you?

  Marcy D'Arcy : Because when I get back, I want to strip every ounce of manhood this guy has on him, and you are the only person who can show me how.

  Peggy : [walks out with Marcy]  No problem! I did this exact same thing to Al. Right after we were married, I stopped doing many things for him such as help him wash his own hair, and stop making him lunch for work.