Married... with Children (TV Series)

Love Conquers Al (1995)

Mark D. Espinoza: Carlos

Quotes 

• Carlos : When do I get to meet your chaperones?

  Kelly Bundy : Soon, if you play your cards right.

  Carlos : No no no, I mean your parents. Where is your father, the village shoesmith?

  Kelly Bundy : Oh he's with my mother, the village shopper, and my grandmother, the village.