Married... with Children (TV Series)
My Dinner with Anthrax (1992)
Dan Spitz: Anthrax Band Member
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Quotes
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[the band Anthrax looks into the Bundy's refrigerator which is empty]
Anthrax Band Member : Wow, the desolation.
Anthrax Band Member : It's not totally empty. There's a Chia Pet in there.
Bud Bundy : Uh, that... That's not a Chia Pet. Uh, that was a meat loaf. But, uh, there's always Mom's aluminum-foil-wrapped mystery pack.
[the band grabs the aluminum wrapped package and begins eating the contents]
Bud Bundy : [to Kelly] Oh, wow. They're gonna eat the mystery pack. Even Dad won't eat the mystery pack. These guys are cool!
Anthrax Band Member : Wow, the colors. The colors.
Anthrax Band Member : Is your hunk moving?
Anthrax Band Member : Oh, it's biting me!
Anthrax Band Member : If it came out of the fridge, why is it hot?
Anthrax Band Member : I see 50 people now. Let's jam.
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Marcy D'Arcy : Oh, I see you have some killers over. Very nice. I'm Marcy.
Anthrax Band Member : Nice to meet you, sir.
Marcy D'Arcy : I am a woman.
Anthrax Band Member : [scoffs] Yeah, right.
[points to Bud]
Anthrax Band Member : And he's a rap star,
[points to Kelly]
Anthrax Band Member : and she's a genius, and we're glad to be here.
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Bud Bundy : Well, here's a little game I know that can break the ice at any party. We say our first names and then the name of an animal that begins with the same letter. I'll go first. Bud... Bear. Go on.
Anthrax Band Member : Dan... Bite me!