Married... with Children (TV Series)
No Chicken, No Check (1993)
Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy
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Quotes
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Kelly : [to Neuter] So, that Island that you own... is it near the beach?
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Al : Jefferson, tell them what $800 can buy.
Jefferson : Well, it could buy you a nice car.
Kelly : You really know where we can get a car for $800, Mr. D'Arcy?
Jefferson : Sure do. Car auctions. You know, where they sell cars seized by federal agencies.
Marcy : It's true. They may not be in the best of shape, bullet holes, blood stains, the smell of rotting bodies. But then you don't seem to mind riding in the Dodge.
Al : There's no bullet holes in my Dodge. But that can be changed if you're willing to crawl into the trunk.
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[Al and the kids have returned from the auto auction]
Peggy : Did you buy the kids a car, Al?
Kelly : [off screen] DON'T TOUCH MY CAR! I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR HANDS HAVE BEEN!
Bud : [off screen] IN THAT CASE YOU SHOULDN'T BE SITTING IN IT!
Al : Yes, I did. And, as you can see, all of my worries about them fighting were unfounded.
[Looks out the window where Kelly has Bud in a headlock beating him on the head]
Al : On the upside, however, I did get them to knock off $100. Why pay for seat belts if you don't have brakes?
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Kelly Bundy : Not tonight, I have a date with Neuter.
Bud Bundy : You can go out with Dad anytime.
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[Bud and Kelly are double dating at the drive-in]
Sonya : American movies are so rich and confusing. So much texture and subplot.
Bud : Well, the thing to remember is that Elmer is mad at Bugs because he tied his gun barrel into a bow.
Kelly : Exchange student, huh? What did we send her country; a head of lettuce and some sand?