Married... with Children (TV Series)
Pilot (1987)
Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy
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Quotes
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Al Bundy : Anything else I can do to make your life a little easier?
Peggy Bundy : You could shave your back.
Al Bundy : Hey, that hair is there for a reason... keeps you off of me at night.
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[last lines]
Al Bundy : Hey, let's go out Saturday night. You know, to eat, just me and you.
Peggy Bundy : Well, sure, if you want to.
Al Bundy : We haven't been to The Captain's Table in a long time.
Peggy Bundy : Oooo, we always like it there. They have such a nice menu.
Al Bundy : Yeah.
[long pause]
Al Bundy : You wanna go upstairs,
Peggy Bundy : Thought you wanted to watch the game.
Al Bundy : Naah! Who cares!
Al Bundy : [as they head up the stairs] You know, I like the coffee there too.
Peggy Bundy : Mm.
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[first lines]
[Bud sneaks up behind Kelly and grabs her hair and holds a plastic knife to her neck]
Kelly Bundy : Let go of my hair, you little psychopath!
Bud Bundy : Die, commie bimbo!
Peggy Bundy : Now, Bud! I thought we talked about this before.
Bud Bundy : What's that, Mom?
Peggy Bundy : You know, sneaking up behind your sister, pulling her hair, pretending to kill her. You remember the effect it had on Grandma? nobody likes it; nobody thinks it's funny, so cut it out, okay?
Bud Bundy : Sure, Mom.
[a horn honks from outside]
Peggy Bundy : Now, go to school.
Kelly Bundy : [to Bud as they walk out] I *hate* you!
Bud Bundy : Good!
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[Al enters with holding a small cactus plant with one of his hands bandaged]
Al Bundy : Sweetie, is this your little cactus?
Peggy Bundy : Uh-huh.
Al Bundy : Any particular reason you put it where the alarm clock used to be?
Peggy Bundy : I thought it would dress up the room a little bit. Ah, gee, you know, I meant to tell you do be careful before you slammed your hand down on the alarm this morning.
Al Bundy : [showing his bandaged hand] Well, you didn't.
Peggy Bundy : Sorry.
Al Bundy : That's okay. I stopped the bleeding with your slip.
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Peggy Bundy : Al, do you have to leave the refrigerator door open? I'm getting chilled from the draft.
Al Bundy : [sarcastic] Oh, I'm sorry. Maybe I should look for some food in the dishwasher.
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Al Bundy : Where are the kids?
Peggy Bundy : Oh, they left for school. The school bus just picked them up. Oh, by the way, Bud has show-and-tell at school today. The subject is 'what does Daddy do?' So if you come home from work and a can of beer from the fridge is missing and you can't find the remote control for the TV... that's where they are.
Al Bundy : I hope he brings the remote back. The Bulls are playing on TV tonight.
Peggy Bundy : [sarcastic] Oh my God, you're kidding!
Al Bundy : Not as exciting with your cooking from watching Clyde the Cajun Chef show, but at least it gives me a reason to come home.