- Madame Inga: [to Al] You will pay for busting my ball! May you...!
- [looks him over]
- Madame Inga: It's too late. May your wife...!
- [looks her over]
- Madame Inga: No sense in that. May your children...!
- [looks them over]
- Madame Inga: Oh well, I'll think of something.
- [last lines; the Bundys have been turned into chimpanzees]
- Peggy Bundy: Well, Al, once again you've enriched our lives. Thank your father, kids.
- Kelly Bundy, Bud Bundy: Thanks, Dad!
- Al: Hey, we sent Inga all our money, and the curse should be lifted soon, if indeed there is such a thing as a curse!
- Bud Bundy: Dad, what if she never got the money?
- Al: Buck has never let us down before, he won't let us down now.
- [Buck enters, having been transformed into a man]
- Al: How you doing, Buck? Did you send the money, boy?
- Buck the Man: Well, I had to use it for bail. No one bothered to tell me that when humans meet a girl, it's considered impolite to sniff her butt.
- Al: Damn dog.
- Peggy Bundy: Well, I guess we're monkeys.
- Al: [sarcastic] Yeah, *big* difference.
- Al: How are we doing?
- Bud Bundy: Well, everything is fine, except for the west side.
- Jefferson: [interrupting] That's okay, because the west side is Madam Inga's turf, and you don't wanna mess with Madam Inga.
- Al: Damn Madam Inga and her army of psychic Swedes. I want the west side, I'll have the west side. I'll have all sides, inside, outside, east side, west side. Matter'o fact, I'll have a hamburger with a side of onion rings.