Married... with Children (TV Series)

Rain Girl (1990)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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Quotes 

• [Kelly presents the weather forecast on channel 89] 

  Kelly : Winds are up to 30 moofs

  TV producer : That's miles per hour, you idiot!

• Kelly : [Kelly is talking about her internship]  You know, they're not as nice as they seem on television. Like today, when I, like the rest of the nation, was wondering where East Dakota was, the weatherman told the manager that either I went or he went.

  Marcy : Oh well, losing your first job isn't so bad.

  Kelly : Me? They canned him like a tuna.

• Kelly : Mom, I'm on the horns of an enema.