Married... with Children (TV Series)

Shoeway to Heaven (1994)

Amanda Bearse: Marcy D'Arcy

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Quotes 

• Marcy D'Arcy : Do you know what I was doing the last time I was wearing shoes like these?

  Al Bundy : Inspiring Helen Reddy to write her new song, "I am Poultry".

• Marcy D'Arcy : [to long-legged platform shoes model]  Kelly! Those shoes are so far out! They're trippy, they're groovy, they're up tight, outa sight! Ow! What do you think?

  Kelly Bundy : [filled with truth serum]  Truthfully?

  Marcy D'Arcy : Of course.

  Kelly Bundy : Well... since you asked... I think there's nothing more pathetic than trying to relive your glory days through your feet. Much like your hairstyle, Mrs. Darcy, the Seventies are history. It's just you and Alvin the Chipmunk now. At least he had a pleasant voice.

  Al Bundy : You'll... have to forgive Kelly for that Alvin crack. Personally, I think your voice sounds like Simon.