Married... with Children (TV Series)
The Poker Game (1987)
Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy
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Quotes
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Peggy : Oh, another fishing catalog. What am I looking at, Al? The apron that says, "He catches 'em, I cook 'em. He eats 'em, I love him"?
Al : Nah, you'd wear it but you wouldn't mean it. No, I was talking about the five-and-a-half-foot meteor-graphite bait casting rod, with the high-speed star drag level wind reel.
Peggy : [sarcastic] Yippee skip! And a mere 275 dollars. Oh, Al, let's buy it. We can do without food and heat for a year.
Al : [serious] You wouldn't mind?
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Peggy : Al, I'm doing the lottery. I need a number.
Al : Twenty-three.
Peggy : I don't like twenty-three.
Al : Why? It was your waist size! Once!
Peggy : Come on, Al, give me a real number.
Al : Twenty-three is a real number. What have you got against twenty-three?
Peggy : Well, you were born on the twenty-third, and we were married on the twenty-third.
[Al glares at her coldly]
Al : Seventeen.
Peggy : No, Kelly already picked seventeen. I need something closer to twenty.
Al : [engrossed in reading catalog] Yes, so do I.
Peggy : Okay, fine, I'll pick it myself. But I'm telling you something, Al, when we win the thirty-eight million dollars, I am keeping every penny.