Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Weaker Sex (1995)

Harold Sylvester: Griff

Quotes 

• Al Bundy : I won the Shoetucky Derby!

  Griff : But I was ahead. Did you cheat?

  Al Bundy : Is this the face of a cheater?

  Griff : Am I gonna have to check that surveillance camera again?

  Al Bundy : Oh alright. I cheated... and I ate your lunch... drank your vanilla shake.

  Griff : Al, that was Kaopectate.

  Al Bundy : Still, the best lunch I've had in years.

• Al Bundy : Will you look at those karate cows hoofing it over to self-defense class.

  Griff : Or as they call it, Taekwondonut.