- [Bo and Lamar are in Matt Houston's jacuzzi]
- Murray Chase: I don't believe what I'm seeing. What do you two think you're doing?
- Lamar Pettybone: We're making the world's largest margarita.
- Murray Chase: Ma... Margarita? In there? Oh no. Thi, thi, this is Houston's private jacuzzi. If he ever finds out what you're doing, he'll kill you. Oh no, he'll kill all of us.
- [Matt Houston arrives]
- Murray Chase: Houston, Houston you have to understand, I knew nothing about this. I just arrived and I am as shocked, shocked to say as you are.
- Matt Houston: What are you fellas doing here?
- Bo: Well, we delivered the chili to Frank Gorm in San Antonio. We just thought we'd stop by for a little dip.
- Matt Houston: [dips a margarita glass into the jacuzzi] Needs more tequila.
- Murray Chase: You're all crazy. You know that. You're crazy.
- C.J. Parsons: [sips out of the glass] No he isn't Murray. It does need more tequila.