- Brent Maverick: You know, you'd been better off if you'd taken up undertaking.
- Bert Coleman: I did. Gave it up when a fella once sat up in his coffin.
- Brent Maverick: As my pappy always said, "Patience is the best remedy for every trouble, but, uh, money is better."
- Sheriff Joe Holly: Sorry for the inconvienence. Hope this hasn't tired you for your trip.
- Brent Maverick: Mr. Holly, at this moment, I'm so tired, I'm breathing from memory.
- [last lines]
- Brent Maverick: Well, if it'll make you happy, I'll, uh, borrow enough for a poker stake.
- Mavis Todd: You know, maybe this ain't goodbye.
- Brent Maverick: I always pay my debts.
- Mavis Todd: That's one I'll enjoy collecting.
- Brent Maverick: Is that an invitation?
- Mavis Todd: Could be... for the future.
- Brent Maverick: Let's keep our fingers crossed.